I open my eyes

I’m awake

I don’t want to be awake

I want to go back to sleep

I don’t want to face the day

I want my bed

Oh okay look at that my alarm is going off

I’m not getting up to stop it ringing

Well I can hit snooze at least

Getting back in bed now

Well okay now it’s ringing again

I could have sworn I just turned it off

Wait why is my alarm on again

Wait do I have school

Wait do I have work

No

No

No

It’s Saturday

I’m going back to bed