I think I just met the happiest person in the world. As they walked past me I asked them “Excuse Me sir Why are you so happy?”

“They replied I just got laid, promoted and I won an award all on the same day.”

It was the worst day of my life. I couldn’t find anyone to love me, I got fired, and no one knew my talents so I definitely wasn’t getting any awards.

Regardless I kept walking to an uncertain future, maybe something will happen today maybe something will happen to me. If you don’t carry on you’ll never know.