…Quite a breath taking moment for Martha, as she was about to announce a simple ‘thanks’ to a gigantic audience. “How embarrassing this will be”, Martha thought, as she is an introvert and did not have any practice of public speech. She walks into view for the audience to see, blushing, and with an awkward smile that could tell you that she has never done this in her entire life. “Um…uh…well..hello everybody”, Martha begins to speak, scrambling for the right words, “how…uh…delightful it is to be here with…um..all of you guys…I’d just like to say…*heh*…thanks for this award I guess…”.

Silence.

This reward is special, and is only awarded to the best witches and wizards ONCE per year, for Martha is a very talented witch and also knows that she can NOT mess this up…not for 1,000 dollars…

“So, I would like…um…to uhh….accept this reward for its GREAT meaning and…eh..later put it up on my shelf for admiration…”

As she continued her babble to stall time, the awarders couldn’t stand it any longer and began to clap as a sign of ‘this NEEDS to be over’ instead of a symbol of enjoyment.

“Yes! Yes, great speech! Now, we can all agree that Martha Stewards deserves this reward for she is an outstanding witch! Thank you for your time, and hope to see you in the next reward ceremony for the best witch/wizard of the year!”