Once upon a time, she was a college dropout from Baltimore, Maryland. Yeah the “ghetto”, yeah the city that went crazy when Freddie Grey was killed, yes the ghetto once again. She was passionate about helping others without expecting or wanting anything back. She loved with no expectation of being loved back. She hates politics but runs the streets with her compassionate smile and service. Everywhere in the neighborhood, she is respected as the “god of our world”. She was not Beyoncé but she “woke up like this”. This powerhouse of purpose and using her life to help others somehow ends up in Washington D.C. with her “fellow friends”, they want her to run to represent the whole world.

She is disgusted and feels disrespected for the-she says “I thought you’d never ask”. Her monologue is “ I want it. I want it all. Bow down to me get down on your knees, and praise the first Real black president”. So unbeknownst to the people from Baltimore or to everyone she’s helped, she really is just a power hungry narcissistic bitch. You won’t know until you know. At the age of 19, she starts her political campaign okay well no. Since she has such a great reputation, her staff, family, and friends do everything for her. I know right, what a lazy bitch. But yeah she just comes up with these legendary Ted talks in front of people that make her sound genuine, down-to-earth, and perfect. People are falling for it, they are falling super hard. This sweet young black woman cares about people and knows the struggle. She wasn’t even from Baltimore city, she was from the suburbs of Baltimore.

She actually loves politics because she wants all the power in the world, she wants permission to mass control the entire population for her own sick twisted fantasy, and she wants her name in lights. LA CASA BLANCA (the White House). She wants to make everyone slaves through mind control and for everyone to bow their knees for her. A dream come true. Until, she was thinking out loud and her microphone was on. Yep she was sabotaged by someone that was suspicious of her. She said “I can’t wait to take over the world and for everyone to worship me and bow at my feet.i can’t wait to take over. Who cares about the nation, it’s all about me. Me. Me. It’s all about me.” BUSTED. She then goes on that evil rant about how it should’ve been her, how she was ruined, and she ends up in a White House. At a psychiatric ward for her unstable ass.

EL FIN/The end