Fairytale Reunion Party
It was another day for
the fairy tale friends
They had set up workshop
to make up for odds and ends.
Although the
tortoise was late
And Cinderella had rushed
off with another date.
Hansel and gretle
Laid out their huge signs
That read make sure your
Breadcrumbs are all in lines
Pinocchio aggressively shoved
Them out of the way
And began to arrange
His delicate crochet cafe
Whilst Snow White set
Up some Apple bobbing
Little Red Riding hood
Practised her axe lobbing
Then came the Alice
Who set up her tea party
Laying out her teapot
Which was an ancient rarity.
She told them all how
She’d got it from a cool mad guy
Until three pigs burst in with Ted
And let out a massive war cry.
They stormed in and
Barricaded the door
Until one pig realised
He needed to go to the hardware store.
A wizard walked in
And magicked the barricade away
And saw Pinocchios cafe and
Began to crochet.
Then came Dorothy
Holding random organs
Followed by Perseus
With some Demi gorgons.
“Hey!” cried Little Red
Brandishing her axe
“The Greeks are next door
Or we’ll charge you the fairytale tax!”
Perseus mumbled something
And walked away
In came a handsome Prince
Who held a flower bouquet
He collapsed on one knee
At the sight of a Princess
And thrust at her his flowers
And promised her happiness.
Snow White shoved him away
And he set up stall
On dating advice
And then Snow White began to birdcall
Finally came the hare
Who dashed in fast
And quickly demanded
If he’d come last
Pinocchio responded
That he had not
But then his nose
Grew out like a shot
It hooked Alice’s
Prized ancient pot
Which smashed on the floor
And made the pigs laugh a lot.
In a rage she grabbed
Little Red’s biggest axe
But suddenly a huge flock of
Snow Whites birds stopped her in her tracks.
The hare was running in
Mad circles
Trying to avoid all
Of Snow Whites hurdles.
In his rage he tripped
And flew into the crochet stall
Angering the wizard
Pinocchio and all.
The wizard accidentally
Turned the handsome Prince
Into ugly toad
Which made all the Princess wince.
The chaos was everywhere
Hansel and Gretel had lost their bread
Snow White had turned bright red
Pinocchio had lost all of his thread
Little Red was locked in her wood shed
The pigs had eaten gingerbread man Ted.
Suddenly the wizard
Turned around,
Waved his magic wand
And everything was sound.
Around him bounced
15 green toads
That leapt out their
Stalls and carried on down the roads.