It was another day for

the fairy tale friends

They had set up workshop

to make up for odds and ends.

Although the

tortoise was late

And Cinderella had rushed

off with another date.

Hansel and gretle

Laid out their huge signs

That read make sure your

Breadcrumbs are all in lines

Pinocchio aggressively shoved

Them out of the way

And began to arrange

His delicate crochet cafe

Whilst Snow White set

Up some Apple bobbing

Little Red Riding hood

Practised her axe lobbing

Then came the Alice

Who set up her tea party

Laying out her teapot

Which was an ancient rarity.

She told them all how

She’d got it from a cool mad guy

Until three pigs burst in with Ted

And let out a massive war cry.

They stormed in and

Barricaded the door

Until one pig realised

He needed to go to the hardware store.

A wizard walked in

And magicked the barricade away

And saw Pinocchios cafe and

Began to crochet.

Then came Dorothy

Holding random organs

Followed by Perseus

With some Demi gorgons.

“Hey!” cried Little Red

Brandishing her axe

“The Greeks are next door

Or we’ll charge you the fairytale tax!”

Perseus mumbled something

And walked away

In came a handsome Prince

Who held a flower bouquet

He collapsed on one knee

At the sight of a Princess

And thrust at her his flowers

And promised her happiness.

Snow White shoved him away

And he set up stall

On dating advice

And then Snow White began to birdcall

Finally came the hare

Who dashed in fast

And quickly demanded

If he’d come last

Pinocchio responded

That he had not

But then his nose

Grew out like a shot

It hooked Alice’s

Prized ancient pot

Which smashed on the floor

And made the pigs laugh a lot.

In a rage she grabbed

Little Red’s biggest axe

But suddenly a huge flock of

Snow Whites birds stopped her in her tracks.

The hare was running in

Mad circles

Trying to avoid all

Of Snow Whites hurdles.

In his rage he tripped

And flew into the crochet stall

Angering the wizard

Pinocchio and all.

The wizard accidentally

Turned the handsome Prince

Into ugly toad

Which made all the Princess wince.

The chaos was everywhere

Hansel and Gretel had lost their bread

Snow White had turned bright red

Pinocchio had lost all of his thread

Little Red was locked in her wood shed

The pigs had eaten gingerbread man Ted.

Suddenly the wizard

Turned around,

Waved his magic wand

And everything was sound.

Around him bounced

15 green toads

That leapt out their

Stalls and carried on down the roads.