Happy Birthday To Who?
I’ve been invited to a party
A plus one to someone
Who doesn’t know me
We met at a bar
He hit me into a table
And it all went dark
When I woke up I was at the hospital
He was helping me to health
As a way to say sorry
He said “but there’s this party”
And now I’m here reading poetry
They brought out the cake
I know it’s not fake
And I’m pretty sure your name is Mark
I know this is stark
But from the bottom of my heart
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to who
I don’t know half the people
I know this is feeble
But it’s all I have and it’s mine
Written on the spot
All my rhymes on the dot
So happy birthday to who
The birthday boy or girl
Is in this room
I know it
The only problem is
I don’t know you
And I’m obviously showing it
Off to the people around the room
Mark, Felicity, and Jim
But I really should be back
At my house watching shows
That have only just been released
So sorry those here
So let’s have a beer
For the birthday person we cheer
“Happy birthday to who?
Happy birthday to you!”