Warren was playing with his toy cars in Kindergarten at recess.

“Brrrrr” he said, spitting all over himself. He splashed around in his spit and pooped a little bit. Warren was having a great time.

Samantha came over. She had no toys to play with. She was a loner.

Warren did not let her play with his toys because he had already marked them with his infamous scent. He called it his “lavendar extreme” scent. It was a very spunky smell, and know one knew how he produced it

“Please let me play with your toys,” Samatha said.

With a blunt “NO,” Warren threw a toy car at Samanthas legs. She had to get all 4 of her limbs amputated after this incident.

“Warren! What is the meaning of this?” Professor Smooshy-Poosh yipped!

“Samantha wants me to.. to…” Warren could not say the word ‘share’ without puking in his mouth a little bit.

“Well you need to share! You have so many toy cars!”

“Balderdash!” Warren stated as a confident businessman. He had an impressive resume!

Professor Pooshy-shoop snatched one pf Warren’s toys and handed it to Samantha. Samantha grabbed it with her squishy banana fingers and scampered off into the crowd.

“You need to learn that sharing truly is caring” the professor goolishly shrieked.

Warren had a unibrow and it drooped down because he was angry.

“This is your final warning, warren. Im calling your parents.”

Professor Shooshie-Oosh grabbed her gold-plated iphone 14 pro max (lots of bling) and dialed Warren’s parents.

Just then, her second phone in her other pocket started ringing. She was Warren’s mother! Omg!!!

Ring ring ring!

“I wander who that could be,” she pondered.

She held up a phone to each ear and asked, “hello?”

The feedback loop created by the phones became louder and louder. The word ‘hello’ rang in the professors head and scrambled her mind until she passed out in the grass.

Warren was now exempt from punishment. Yippee…

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