So maybe it was

A little over our heads,

But it didn’t seem like much

When we found it.

Just a little rock

Laying there on the ground.

We picked it up

And played catch with it.

It tore our hands

And jammed our fingers.

Maybe throwing an egg

Wasn’t the best idea.

Egg?

Oh yeah, the egg.

I guess it was alien or something,

Cuz the FBI dropped by

And took it away.