oh, yes, he’s so great

an angel she called him

yeah, right, for sure

makes sense since he’s so nice

nothing hiding behind those brown eyes

no stupid scheme, no hurtful lies

nothing wrong with his

obviously normal-sized brain

he’s so great

he’s so kind

he’s so cute

so sweet, so thoughtful

he’s got it all

a girlfriend that obviously treats him well

he’s definitely not failing all his classes

definitely not an idiot

that I know too well