POEM STARTER
Submitted by Elowyn Abernathy
Write an ode, but make it sarcastic.
An ode is a poem that normally focuses on a subject in a positive and glorifying light. Think about how you'll make the tone obviously sarcastic.
so great
oh, yes, he’s so great
an angel she called him
yeah, right, for sure
makes sense since he’s so nice
nothing hiding behind those brown eyes
no stupid scheme, no hurtful lies
nothing wrong with his
obviously normal-sized brain
he’s so great
he’s so kind
he’s so cute
so sweet, so thoughtful
he’s got it all
a girlfriend that obviously treats him well
he’s definitely not failing all his classes
definitely not an idiot
that I know too well