There I was, paddling for my life downstream. Well not actually gor my life, but just because of one simple thing.

See, Audrey was a nice girl. She was smart and courageous, but she was also mean. Unfortunately for me, she didn’t show it until 6 months into our relationship. She started making me do all the work int wh relationship! Audrey would amke me drive bwr everywhere just so she could sit and text to her friends while still gping somewhere. Keep in mind, she had her drivers lisence.

I couldn’t stand her so I broke up with her today. I wanted to wait until we were on a little trip not far from home, so that she wouldn’t make a big deal out of it because we were on vacation.But boy was I wrong! Because of her mean personality, she started throwing things at me! So I got a canoe and started paddling downstream. Now I need to find a safe place to get off and go back home! Hopefully she doesn’t fund me there!