New Word Love
Love was a new word that was invented. No one had ever loved before, but now there was a word for it.
“I love you, honey!” Guy said.
“What does this mean?” Girl inclines.
“It means you are special to me.” Guy explains
“This is quite perplexing.”
“How so?”
“I have no idea who you are!”
The guy gets sad and never loves again.
Jump cut to another couple.
The boy exclaims “darling, i love you!”
The girl shouts “thats nice.”
And then they hugged.
But the boys hug was just a little too strong, so the girl went unconscious. Her love faded as fast as her life. The boy got scared and called the ambulance.
“Help! My loved one is damaged!” The boy stated.
“Im sorry sir, can you repeat who is hurt?”
The 911 operated retorted with a devilish smile.
“My loved one!”
“Love is not a word!”
“Well it is now! I love her!”
“Awww. Well it seems like you two are truly in love :)”
The operator hangs up and the boy feels fuzzy inside.
The end!