Carl works in a boring office, plain white walls and not one window. It’s actually the perfect place to execute the perfect crime.

He thinks about what he would do daily, he even has detailed notes in his computer, which in the wrong hands could be very dangerous or get him into trouble.

There’s the hit list of coworkers he’d love to take out (or at least see severely hurt), the action list of how he would get them, and the most important list of all why he wants to off them.

First, there’s Carol, she talks way too much, never letting you get a word in edgewise.

Then, there’s Chad, with the chomping of the gum, everyday, like a horse eating sod. Disgusting!

And everybody knows they are both cheating on their partners, they try to hide it but, they aren’t good at hiding their dirty little secret.

For Carol, he imagines knocking her out and forcing a large about of marbles down her throat. The pretty glass ones on her desk from her beach combing days in West Virginia. She’s always talking about how proud she is of her findings.

Why would he want to off sweet, sweet Carol you ask, the answer is easy. She’s the office slut, she’d give everyone with a penis whatever they fucking wanted except, of course, him. What the fuck is wrong with him, why wouldn’t she want what he has, money, looks, charm and a sense of humor better than anyone he knows.

As for Chad, he’d just infuse that god damn gum with drain cleaner, should be a quick easy kill. Why dumb old Chad, we’ll because he’s in the way of Carol you see. He has to get rid of the competition and the on only one who would protect her before he gets to her.

So, yes boys and girls, it comes down to sex - the reason for everything in this world is either sex or money and since Carol has no real money - Carl’s just going to kill her for her sex or for not even bothering to offer him any. He just wanted a tiny piece of that ass and to be part of “the club”.

Or could it be because he’s a psycho killer and just want to watch the world burn. Either way, it’s a perfect, glorious plan. He can hide the bodies in the basement and easily set the place a blaze right before leaving for the night.

Carl opened his eye’s to see Chad standing there front of him and the last thing he heard was “chomp chomp”.