“So what do you do for living?” I ask

“I hack into people’s social security and steal their money” he says jokingly

“Really!?! So do I” I tell him

“wh-what” he replies “I was joking”

“I wasn’t” I say dead panned

“Alright.. what’s your favorite hobby? Mine is football”

“Oh my girlfriend is the star goalie of her local foot ball team.. she’s a keeper.” I tell him

“We need a check”