The Opposite Date

“So what do you do for living?” I ask


“I hack into people’s social security and steal their money” he says jokingly


“Really!?! So do I” I tell him


“wh-what” he replies “I was joking”


“I wasn’t” I say dead panned


“Alright.. what’s your favorite hobby? Mine is football”


“Oh my girlfriend is the star goalie of her local foot ball team.. she’s a keeper.” I tell him


“We need a check”

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