“Nice party Brian”

“Y-Yeah”

“Why are you looking at me like that?”

“No reason”

“Hey, Timmy, I haven’t seen you in a while”

“Neither have I?”

“You’re staring at me like Brian did”

“I’m not surprised”

“What?”

“Umm, look down”

“AHHHH IM NAKED”

“Quieten down, you’ll get harrassed by the old gay men in the back”

“AHHHHHH EVERYONE CAN SEE MY-“

“Hey sugarplum”

“AHHHH I DONT WANT TO BE RAPED BY A 50 YEAR OLD MAN”

“63 actually sweetie pie”

“IM NOT GAY”

“One night and I could change your mind”

“Dayum”

“TIMMY YOURE NOT HELPING”

“Sorry”

“So is that a yes?”

“GET YOUR HAND OFF OF MY BACKSIDE YOU CREEP”

“But I’m just giving you a teeny weeny slice of what’s to come”

“WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY FRONT AREA”

“I’m observing and analysing”

“AHHHHHHHHH”