“Ok ok ok ok ok! I know you want or kill me man. That’s fine we all have feelings and stuff! But you don’t need to kill me! I am innocent! I have done nothing to you! And we can be friends! I bet you are like a chill guy bro… please just don’t. I have a family! A lot of family! And if you killed me they would find out! I am sure of it. And uh… oh god.”

“TwO MiNuTeS!!!!” *cackle

“ look I won’t tell anyone this happened if you let me go! We can both forget about it! And besides you have no reason to kill me!”

“ yes I do. FUN. 1 minute.

“ please Jesus Christ please no please no oh god in heaven spare me from this…”

BAM.

“ hehehehehehe. Times up.”