I was giving a very important speech about self-love

Self-value and why it is so important to love your self when I start to have to hold my bum cheeks together and I needed the toilet I start to sweat and hold my belly and soundly I word vomited if it not paying rent let it out omg

went bright red in the face didn't know where to look and all you hear is a massive fart

Then I stood there and said someone just kills me, please