My Dad, The Biggest Bad Loser Ever
âFor goodness sake, you just had all the good cards.â my father yelled, darting from the couch and shoving his cards to the table.
We had been playing our favourite card game for an hour and this was the first game I had won. We had played five.
âWell, canât always be you, can it dad? You won four games.â
âAnd I deserved, I did a lot of math in my head to figure out which cards had come out and which had not.â he spat. âBut you, you were just lucky.â
I giggled which I think added to his irritation. I had never seen anyone losing their temper so quickly just because of a game.
âLike the other day when we were playing soccer on your PlayStation. Your net was a wall while mine was a broken basket.â he went on.
âSure... whenever you win you deserve it, when other people win theyâre just lucky.â
âI donât like those games where we totally depend on luck.â
âWell, itâs always a mixture of luck and skill.â
âIn your case, you always have Lady Luck by your side.â he carried on, his face as red as a chilli pepper.
âRight, hey. I suppose I have no skill at all.â I said pretending to be offended. In good truth his bad temper whenever he lost amused me.
âYou donât do math in your head like I do, so you shouldnât have won this game. It was all luck.â
I rolled my eyes and started packing the cards back to their box.
âNo, no, no way. Letâs play another game. Iâll show you whoâs the boss here.â
(Based on a true story as indeed my father is the biggest bad loser ever and the dialogue above was true, even though not quite like this, but thatâs how I remember it.)