(Ilies pov- but if you couldn’t tell from those first two, she can basically understand cat, so I’m not doing the 2 parts for each pov 🫠🥲)

(Cat is in cat tongue btw- it can’t actually speak English)

Cat- pounces on Ilie, claws unsheathed

Hooman- Owwww! Mercy! Please Master Duck!

“You will bow on you knees, for I am your king!”

Yes! Yes! gets up and bows, hands and face touching floor exaggerated

“I’m bored now.”

Oh c’mon! You’re always bored- that’s like what you were born to be.”

Mother- ^Honey! Who are you talking to?^

Oh- umn, no one mum!

^Alright! I’m off to work, you’ll be home alone till tomorrow morning, I’ve a long shift!^

Alright Mum! Goodbye, see you later!

“Your mom is so obnoxious, she speaks to me like I’m a baby” starts to groom

Yeah- since well, you are technically still only six months old. I state, flopping onto my bed with an exaggerated sigh

“True. NOW BOW TO ME FEEBLE HOOMAN!” Attacks Ilie again, claws sheathed this times

Alright! You win! falls down into a bow, Duck batting Ilies hair as she lays there

(I’ve had this written for the past few days💀

I just passed my limit of five pieces yesterday.)