The Ringmasters Gift

“Hey you there! No, not you. You! With the green hair!”

Janet takes notice of the TV. There is a sort of Circus Ringmaster pointing at her.

She pauses the TV to process him. He looks almost human. He has a very large mouth and large eyes. His outfit is that of a ringmaster but his waist is inhumanely small. Most noticible of all are his hands. His fingers are ridiculously long, one of them is pointed toward janet.

Janet is bewildered.

“Jim! Come see this advert!” she yells.

“be there in a second!”

“How did he know that I have green hair.” she mutters to herself. She rewinds the advert. Its at this momet that Jim walks in.

“He, said i have green hair Jim.”

Jim looks confused and sits down. Janet presses play.

“Hey you there! No, not you. You! With the green hair!”

They look at each other and then back at the Tv.

“You have just won a 50% off car!” The ring master says crossing his arms pleased. The camera pans over to a car.

The car is as equally peculiar as the ringmaster.

Its blue and looks like a citreon except the headlights extend of the car like wings. The car spins slowly to reveal that there are six wing mirrors. Each wheel has a hyper realistic human face on the covers with varied expressions.

Jim and Janet both sit on the edge of their seats.

The camera pans back to the ringmaster who is smiling widely. “This car is yours, greenie, for just 28 smakeroonies.” He lifts his arms up into the air and his fingers touch both top corners of the screen. The screen fades out to red and a phone number appears.

“Well, should we call it?” Jim says pausing the TV.

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