The scratches on your arm?

The hairball in your soup?

The brown gift in your bedsheets?

The glasses on the floor?

The licking of your hair?

The missing wedding ring?

The waking up at 4?

The smell of rotten mice?

(from underneath your bed)

Was ME, was ME!

They told you I am evil,

A devil in disguise!

“Get rid of it” they told you,

“Believe not her big eyes!”

You said I’m just a kitten

So innocent and sweet!

As if I were an angel,

As if I were a cat.

Well, I am not a cat!

It’s ME, it’s ME!

Indeed, my name is Kat,

Your all-times enemy

More wicked and more cruel

Than you remember me!

Shapeshifting to a kitten

I made you feed me oysters,

Fried rice and caviar!

Then spit them in your palm.

You say I’m such a cutie?

Just wait and you will see!

Tonight when you’ll be sleeping

And feeling little teeth,

It will be ME,

It will be ME!