Our whole universe

Was in a hot dense state

When nearly 14 billion years ago

Expansion started, wait

This isn’t the song I’m meant to sing

But I’m contemplating life and everything

The answer I know is 42

But I’ve been thinking that it might be you

Because

Amy Farrah Fowler

Bernadette Rostenkowski

Feels like everyone else is so happy

I just want someone to hold

Me when I’m feeling down

I know I sound like a clown

But i hope to be stuck with you

Like the protons and the neutrons

Not electrons on the outside

Negatively charged

Hating everything my whole life

Because when the earth cooled

And the autotrophs drooled

Neanderthal developed tools

We built a wall

Learning math science history

Unraveling the mystery

Of why I can’t tell you

That I care

Although when our whole universe

was in a hot dense state

Then 14 billion years ago

expansion started wait

Sheldon Cooper found

Amy Farrah Fowler

And I can’t even get out of the shower

Rajesh koothrapalli

Hopeless romantic

Finding my life oh so pedantic

Not using ‘Ay’ or ‘yuh’

to sharpen my flow

But into the cosmos I’ll gladly go

Just in the hopes that I could know

If she likes me back

But the answer is no