I was admiring the majestic pyramids the sun heated violently against my face. I was rather enjoying my time in Egypt when I realized everyone was staring at me, of course I forgot about my clothes. I was in shorts and sneakers with a sun bleached shirt. Two men started grabbing me. Next thing I knew I was facing one of the most powerful woman in Egypt. Cleopatra. “Who are you?” Luckily I haven’t managed to lose my translator. *thinks* Quick make something up! “I… Am from the future sent by the uh… Gods! To hail a uh warning of the future!” People murmured, Even Cleopatra looked shocked she stared at me gravely “What is this warning?” “Uh that a great darkness is coming in the uh future that you can stop.” “What is this darkness?” *thinks* Quick think! “There’s uhm a-a famine coming and the uh gods are too tired to stop it and need you to do a special rain dance.” “What is this rain dance?” The guards let go of me to demonstrate the dance. Thinking fast I did a fortnight dance. Eventually Cleopatra made me teach it. And hosted a feast in my honor. That night was when they did the dance and I found a perfect moment to sneak out. Even now it still made me laugh.