I thought we could do it

Get through it

Together

Me hiding behind the toilet paper

And you behind the Crock Pots

It was supposed to be “Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy”

We were doing fantastic

Then everything turned trumatic

When a employee working the night shift

Walked by when you sneezed

Game over

Our attempt at small fame over

Because when we heard

“Your time is up. Better run!”

We bolted

And didn’t wait to be scolded.

The end.