I was happy taking a walk with my dog

Feeling a bit of joy

But now I feel manipulated like a toy

I knew my dog could sense my euphoria

What a waste of a day

All I wanted was a taste of a good day

But my dog had to poo

And what could I do?

Do I leave him and walk a way

Or do I stay and let the poison like stench reach my nose

Let me tell you it DOESN’T smell like a rose

I looked up to sky taking a...

We were Dunkin’

Our donuts

And the coffee shop music was funkin’

And groovin’

We were lookin’ left and right hitting those moves

Like we got nothing left to loose

But all good things must come to an end

It was closing time

But in no time we packed it up

And took it outside behind the Dunkin’ Donuts

Coffee runnin’ in our veins

Eyes a bit glossy and mouths a bit frothy

From the powdered sugar...

The spaghetti is good

Wait what this?

Onion

I’m gonna vomit...

I need it

Maybe I’m a fiend for it

I’m reelin’ for it

If my hands aren’t feelin’ it

Blue raspberry

Sour apple

Strawberry blow pop

If I ain’t huffin’ that stuff then I’ll drop

Music to my ears

And my taste buds

Flavors so beautiful and melodic

I savor it

Pink lemonade air

Doesn’t scare my lungs

When I’m huffing and puffing

I become the best harmonica player and I’m not bluffing

Because I’ve got ...

Trees, bees, fleas, and a breeze

All in my backyard

Finches, witches, and some trash filled ditches

…Are also in my backyard

Maybe even some ghost but if I seen them then I’m toast

But, the worst of all…

The Boogie Man

Why couldn’t he be Batman or a Caveman?

Heck, even a minivan some teenager’s crashed into our ditch would be better.

I wish I could switch places with the van

Because then he wouldn...

Freak bob,

Freak bob ,

What would you do?

I asked him

From my side of this modern day communication called “calling”

Always got my back

Always got stacks

And racks to hang up my freshly pressed suit

He picked up.

He’s a real one

Not one to steal from

Cause our friendship is precious

Always has freshness

It’ll never go stale

Because we listen

And recognize each others visions

Because I’m going to...

I’m not an alien I am human.

I’m not a monster I am human.

I am not an animal I am human.

I don’t deserve death for what I did

I guess I hit a nerve there

Now I have to serve time for what I did

I ate it

And I didn’t hate it

The enchilada dip was good okay

See I let it slip because I’m fine with the truth

You don’t have to become a sleuth dear reader

Because I’ll say it you don’t even have to pa...

Everyday life

Is unexpectedly lonely

It feels like the most important slice was taken out of me

It makes me feel lowly and my complexion ghostly

Bright lights used to shine in my face

The shutter of cameras a soothing sound.

No there’s nobody around in this place.

I feel like I can’t be found.

I used to have a name as the biggest paranormal hunting YouTuber.

Busy with autographs and meet and greet...

“Hey did you get the bake sale stuff?”

“Yeah, they had everything on the list besides blueberries. But, I thought for the filling we could use strawberries instead?” Darryl asked in an almost desperate voice. He really didn’t want to go back to find something else that could work for the pie this late at night. Walmart after 9:30 is just full of insane people and bored teenagers playing kickball i...

Whoever did it fess up

And clean the mess up

Peeing on the floor isn’t allowed

This is high school

Not this is gonna fly school

We can leave

When somebody tells the truth

Or I’m gonna have to be a sleuth

2,000 students and nobody has any integrity?

So one of you wants to be a celebrity?

I will find you

And I will not be kind with you

Because peeing on the floor IS NOT ALLOWED...