(Storm in a teacup: a small event that has been exaggerated.)

Bite your own toenails

Spit them in a cup

Take a good picture

Remember to look up

I know you’re very angry

Go take it out on Fred

And when you’re done with that

Go paint your toenails red

Do what I say

And not what I do

Cover those ugly feet

Old brown shoe

You’ve got the habit

Waste a lot of time

I’m sorry about that

It should be a crime

If biting your toenails

Is what you wanna do

Spit’em in that teacup

Strange new brew