Brother And Shitster

A lonely man on a lonely night was missing his girlfriend and couldn’t get over the breakup. So he went to sleep and when he woke up he decided he wanted coffee he went to the local coffee shop and bought himself a nice spiced latte. He then on his way out he bumped in to a girl and spilt his coffee all over him and her, he felt embarrassed, but the girl thought he was handsome so she said”it’s okay let’s go buy some new ones” and he started chuckling and said “okay” they than got each others numbers and met the next day and then the next day and the next day until the got married for 2 years and then decided they wanted kids, so they had them. While him and his kids and wife were looking at old pictures, they found this one picture of him in it and his old sister, his wife said”hey how do we have pictures together?!” And he said “what that’s you?!?” And then they both looked at each other and said “we’re siblings” and then both split up. The sister took the kids and the brother took nothing but a bullet to the brain.

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