Today is a day of a whole new revolution, a discovery, a discovery of a new planet earth 2.0.

Let me tell you more about this new planet, its habitable, it has no nights, new species of animals and dark days. This new “earth” is one of a kind planet. Not every day you see a habitable planet you can get in a rocket ship and fly to.

Well that’s pretty much it just five thousand six hundred and nin...

Hello guys, my name is mark,Let me tell you the story how I created the sixth sense, you may wonder what is the sixth sense? The sixth sense is full body awareness, basically you have spidey senses.

Here’s the story how I found out, December 21 2064, a cold night in NYC, I was in the Bronx and it pretty lonley there. I was just walking down this back street to get to my house, but somthing felt o...

Just a normal day in Tokyo and a little girl decided she wanted to see a robot in the local mall, she then started to see the robot every day.

Days past and the little girl and the robot gained trust, little did she know that robot had other plans. First it gains trust then builds it up but as soon as it gets peak trust, the robot tears it down by, killing everyone in the mall and building more r...

I’m disappointed in my wife Angie. My wife and I were across the world from each other, she was not feeling happy, So- never mind I’ll just show the text. You can call me Mike.

Mike: Hey baby how are you today?

Angie: Not doing so well.

Mike: What, why what’s going on?

Angie: I can’t stand not being with you, it’s heartbreaking not waking up to you next to me.

Mike: Aww I’m sorry l...

Listen, if the police ask about the murder tell them, BUT DONT never mind that just lie, we can’t get a life sentence. Just say that we don’t know nothing about the murder. BANG BANG BANG FBI OPEN UP. Oh shit, remember the plan.

Hey sir what seems to be the problem? FBI: we got a report about a murder in downtown Austin

Do you know about that? Us: h- u- uhhhh n- n- no officer we don’t hehehe. FB...

I witnessed the cartel torturing a poor old man,

His legs were broken, he was poisoned, his lungs were punctured. I called the police on them, and the heard while I was running away and repeated “NO SNITCHES. ” and they chased me and shot at me. They hit me once and that was in my left leg just under the knee cap. They soon all got arested and sentenced to life. The old man died....

This morning I was walking down the side walk when I noticed that everyone had there skins zippered together, I then reported to the police about this phenomenon but they thought I was crazy and was on drugs. So they came to my location to arrest me, they took a look at everyone and immediately started an investigation. 4 months after the case started they found the suspect, Albert zipper hands.

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His teeth are long

Just like king kongs

He has long hair

But to be fair

He’s super fast

right through the grass

Hese super big

Quite opposite of a twig

He was an ancient species 

He made big feicies

He had a loud roar

He’ll scare all the boars

Hese blood thirsty

And had no mercy

Can u guess?...

A bee crapped down every frihole giggling “haha”! It just killed like many nopers. obviously peter questions regarding she tuffed up vince, why xavier? Yummy zesty.

Alot of this is random and it was hard for me to find the right words in alphabetical order😭...

Gœřŷœłńß was a supernatural being from outer space, When he crashed down from space, he was found severely injured by the a.c.w(the alien control watch). When the a.c.w brought him back to the a.c.w hospital, they all said they’ve never seen such a thing. His eyes were masive, he had layers of teeth, he even had horns. His body was mutiladed by the crash, it was a miracle he survived that.

Later ...