Honestly, it’s such a cliche. Who’s going to believe such bull-

-Should I be plugging my ears for this?

Isn’t that what you do whenever I’m talking?

A PAUSE.

Can we start again?

ANOTHER PAUSE.

Okay, alright, I’m sorry. I just get al riled up whenever people start sprouting all this loves saves the day sh-

-It bothers you that much?

Doesn’t it bother you?

A PAUSE.

Actually, I think it’s rather wonderful.

ANOTHER PAUSE.

Oh. I see.

THE SPEAKER STANDS.

Yes, well, I don’t think this blind date will work out after all.