“I think I just met the happiest person in the world.” B said

“Do they know what year it is?” L replied.

“Hold let me go check.” B answered.

*goes and checks*

“Absolutely. 2006.” B confirmed.

“It’s not 2006.” L argued.

“Yes it is.” B insisted.

“What’s on the radio?” L asked.

“Everybody in the club getting tips…everybody in the club getting tipsy.” B sang.

“Who is the president?” L wondered.

“Barack Obama!” B stated proudly.

“What does Donald Trump do?” L trembled.

“You mean the apprentice boss guy?” B muttered.

“What about the virus?” L sighed.

“What virus?” B said in a stupor.