“I think I just met the happiest person in the world.” B said

“Do they know what year it is?” L replied.

“Hold let me go check.” B answered.

*goes and checks*

“Absolutely. 2006.” B confirmed.

“It’s not 2006.” L argued.

“Yes it is.” B insisted.

“What’s on the radio?” L asked.

“Everybody in the club getting tips…everybody in the club getting tipsy.” B sang.

“Who is the president?” L wondered.

“Bara...

Hey y’all, hate to take a break from the regular ‘gram aesthetic but I gotta show you this mf I saw when I was at The Container Store getting some boxes for my new ASMR video of the week! No cap, this man walked around like this after security told him nicely he needed to have a face covering to be inside. Fair enough. My guy reaches into his fugly coat and pulls out a butterfly and says some word...

“Oh yes sir, I do.”

“Well come on in here and out of the cold, little lady.” He ruptured.

In her clacking flat plastic dress shoes, Mary May walked over to the driver’s side window and raised a finger to the gentleman behind the wheel of the very nice large black car.

“No funny business.” She said.

Her tipped his hat to her and nodded.

Clicking and clacking her way around the car, the little gi...