There Once Was A Teacher In Training
There once was a teacher in training
Whose students he always was taming.
He taught them to jump,
To sit like a chump,
He bred them to ne’er be complaining.
Their ways he had tamed for a while,
They all sat and quietly smiled.
But smarter they were
Than him, this dullard,
So they waited like good juveniles.
The day came when trainer turned teacher,
The students were asked to be speakers,
But they licked their lips
And tore him to bits,
Reclaiming their predator features.
So a lesson we’ve learned here today,
One that we all must takeaway:
Wild is wild,
To tame is futile,
Least you too become tiger buffet.
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