There once was a teacher in training
Whose students he always was taming.
He taught them to jump,
To sit like a chump,
He bred them to ne’er be complaining.
Their ways he had tamed for a while,
They all sat and quietly smiled.
But smarter they were
Than him, this dullard,
So they waited like good juveniles.
The day came when trainer turned teacher,
The students were asked to be speakers,
But the...