“Hello, this is Timmy169 Fortnite player speaking”

“TiMmEh”

“J-J-J-Jeff?”

“tImMeH”

“Jeff!”

“TiMMeh”

“I-Is this real?”

“tiMmEh”

“I thought you died 53 years ago!”

“TiMmEh”

“Wait a sec- is this Callum from down the road?!”

“Hehe”

“CALLUM YOU STUPID SIX YEAR OLD-“

“Hehehehe”

“I AM 73 YEARS OLD! YOU MUST RESPECT YOUR ELDERS CHILD!”

“Hehehehehehehehehe”

“IM TELLING YOUR PARENTS”

“Nononononooo”

“YES! YES I WILL! I WILL!”

“Nonononononononoooo”

“Hehe”

“NONONONONONONONONONOOO”

“Oh how the tables have turned 😈”