He was raised on the Internet, football, beer, and sex

She was raised on, a need for attention, YouTube, and ulimeted access to sissors

He looked for a meaning of life

She looked for romance

His life was, meaningless kissing, party’s that he didn’t find amusing

Hers was letting people trick her into fake love

He wanted something important, long lasting, slow

She wanted the exact same thing

They were the two closest friends anyone had seen but they couldn’t see each other looking straight past their heads.