Dear Future People (sorry if you go by something else now),

I am hiding this time capsule so you can enjoy the coolest things of our time. I know by the time you open this you’ll have your own cool stuff that is better than ours, but at least give it a chance.

The first item is a Game Boy SP. it’s the blue one that flips open with a screen and buttons. I left Donkey Kong in it so you have a game to try. Avoid the bees, trust me. I couldn’t find a charger, but I’m sure the battery will last at least a 100,000 years. It’s never died on me yet.

The second item is Moon Shoes. This is great because I haven’t gotten to go to the moon yet. Have you? If you have, try the shoes on and let me know how they compare to the real experience. I live behind the middle school at the house with the bright yellow door.

I’ve also placed a fewer smaller items in here for you too. There’s a yo-yo, slinky, magnet blocks, and a furry diary with matching glitter pen. I’ll let you figure these out on your own.

I hope you get more enjoyment out of this stuff than I did. I’m sure you’ll be safe, but maybe be discreet. This stuff is all borrowed treasures. Anyways enjoy your time with things from the past, and if a big ugly guy named Eddie asks anything, run.

Good Luck,

Tommy