Put the kettle on

Think of an idea

Put away the washing

Think of three words

Doomscroll

Delete your title

Can't think of title

Think of new title

Eat a bag of crisps

Decide new title is best

Brain hurts

Watch TV

Log back in

Brain empty

Have a nap

Feel guilty

Eat tea

More tv

Feel more guilty

Go to bed

Fall asleep

Repeat.