It tells me what the weather’s like
It brings me a thirst-quenching drink
It's a walking general knowledge quiz
It cleans my dirty sink.
It remembers all my family's birthdays
When my gas bill needs to be renewed
It waters all my garden roses
It cooks me al-la-carte food
It’s like a walking diary
It really is top notch
It’s got all the bells and whistles
And it’s battery goes non stop
It rea...