“Please help yourselves to some donuts, I’ve baked them myself.”

“Here, red velvet for Janet, to represent your lux style, a custard cream for Melvin, since you’re the youngest and sweetest among us,”

“And lastly, salted caramel for Oliver…”

“Because I’m salty? Get away from me you weirdo, I don’t want your donuts.”

“No matter, he was the control group anyway…”

“What?”

“I said suit yourself Olly, I’ll just take your share.”

“Come off it Olly, why are you giving Gavin a hard time?”

“Because…he’s…you’re weird, and I don’t trust you.”