I’m worried people won’t understand what I’m about to say. Even to me it still sounds strange but I want the world to know. I’m head over heels in love….with a robot. Robots the wrong word…..she’s more of a…..digital cock milking machine. Let me start at the beginning, my dad invented gameboy. My first memories are me and my old man takin turns stickin USB drives in our butts. So years go by and dad gets old and croaks, meanwhile I’m a hunk now. I’m 18 and I got no parents, house to myself, and about 600 game boys in my basement. As you can imagine, basically every girl within a thousand miles wants my shaft and brother, I’m down to give it to em. I’m living the American dream but still, I feel empty. Sure these girls were pretty, some of em were legitimate sweethearts but I never quite get satisfied. Till that summer day. I was smokin poppers in the basement, packed my toke a lil too big and fainted from the head rush. I fell into the book shelf and accidentally opened some secret passage into what must have been my dads workshop. Not only did I fall into the books, I fuckin fell in love. My old man used to occasionally talk about designing sexy robots, for pervs and fuck ups. In the center of this room was a beautiful gorgeous blond…..cyborg. I knew right away I was never gonna see a human pussy again. I unplugged her charger and we kissed passionately without even saying a word. I pulled my pecker out but didn’t know where to stick it. She climbed on top of me and jammed my unit into some weird outlet on her back, it hurt but I was mesmerized.