“Welcome, welcome all to the philosopher of the year speech, and this year’s philosopher is John Marsten!”

The crowd applauds as I walk on the stage. I feel prepared and proud of my work to be given this opportunity.

 “Thank you,” I attempt to quiet down the crowd, “Thank you.”

 “I appreciate you all voting in this years awards and making me your philosopher of the year.” 

 A few people clap and once finished, I begin to start my speech, which is what won me the title, The Meaning Of Life. I begin to feel very ill, though, and fall backwards into another state



 I feel my body slip forwards as the bright lights blind me. I’m on a stage in front of what looks to be a thousand people.

 “What..” I let out a gasp but stop myself

I hear someone from my in-ear telling me it’s time to say my speech. I’m very confused as to why i’m here and how it came to be. I see posters on the walls of the auditorium saying “Philosopher Of The Year.” I look at my hands and notice I’m a whole different person. I feel my body physically more heavier then usual, and notice i’m in someone else’s body.

 “Sir, are you ready?” I was snapped out of my trance as I looked at the crowd

 “Yes.” I zipped down my jeans and let my penis unravel itself, the crowd gasping but abruptly changing to happiness from the women.

 “HELL YEAH BABY,” someone screams from the crowd.

 Everyone proceeds to pull their pants down, men jerking their penises and women fingering their pussy. 

 “The person with the most cum or squirt wins $1000 dollars!”

“3”

“2”

“1”

“GO!”

The auditorium is filled with grunts and moans as everyone try’s to win the competition. I start to slowly pleasure myself

 5 minutes later, we all decide to finish together in 20 seconds. I go quicker and work on my rythm to make it more steady

 “Are you all ready?” I say, laying down with my ass in the air so everyone can see my glory hole.

 We all release our fluid as the crowd and me is covered in a thick layer of urine, discharge, period blood, and sperm

 “We did it!”

THE END