The eight wonder of the world should be costco, specifically the one in Mooresville, NC. Thank you.

I look at my house, well now old house, and I take a glimpse in my brain at all the memories that occurred here. I’ve gone broke. I can’t afford to live in my own place so now i have to live in a group home, sleep with other people, and i won’t have any privacy. I look down at my hand, one last chance to feel good. I open my drawer for the last time and see the red spectacular. My rose toy. I can’t bring her to the group home so she has to stay here. My dear esmeralda, my dear beauty, my baby, my joy, she’s given me so many good orgasms and such great times. I open my legs and let the rose take its action.

Now, my mom walks in and hears me screaming, “Don’t stop get it get it” and she says, “BABY!! DONT YOU SEE YOUR HURTING THE PEOPLE THAT LOVE YOU THE MOST?” And i reply “Yeah i do but hold on i’m- uh almost AHHH finished AHHHHHHHHH” I let out my juices and see my moms face drop in horror. She screams and leaves the room. “LEAVE THIS FAMILY!!! I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN.” I felt a little sad but now i can use my toy all the time!

My rose toy and me can stay together. My dear rose.

Love, Esmerelda

He looked at me with sincerity and replied, “I’ve never seen that in my life” “Stop playing games with me and answer the damn question. We have security footage of you securing the bag. Explain.” His eyes gazed over the bag, a little bit of fear slipping out from beneath him. That told me all I needed to know. I’ve been working in this place for 20 years, detective for 15, and i always know when someone’s lying, but this one, he fought hard, but in the end he failed. Guess the PhD in psychology helped. “I seriously have no clue what that bags about!” I pulled him up out of his chair and grasped on to his chest, hitting him against the wall. My breath was burning in anger above him. “Last try, or you can keep being a little bitch, your choice,” I said. In my in-ear, i was told to calm it, but this dude wasn’t gonna talk without a bit of action. Instead of what i thought would happen, he laughed in my face, a cruel, grueling laugh and said, “We aren’t in a gay porno, dude, chill out.” I released him and guided him back to the chair. “You gonna fess up or keep playing round?” I looked at him in the eye, attempting some intimidation, but just a minute ago, that obviously didn’t work. He opened his mouth to speak but seemed like he had no air. He breathed and said, “May I call my lawyer?” I sighed and gave the officer the cue to lead him out.