I’m A Corporate Teapot
It’s too cold in this air conditioned office
My shoulders hurt
From all the
hunching
over
my
computer
I keep getting distracted by the
window
It’s a nice day and
I’m inside
Wearing stilettos that give me
blist<>ers
All so that the clients can tell me
We’re not as smart as they are
Or that they’ve changed their minds
I wish anyone would listen to my ideas
But I’ve never been a
b u l l d o z e r
I’m a compromiser
A pleaser
You’d think those would be good qualities
Paired with my smarts
But walking into a room with confidence is
all that matters in this business
Selling people reassurance and freedom
The relief of letting someone else tell them what’s right
So I get frustrated and explode on mute
Text my friends and allies venting
About how they never listen
Promising that I’m going to have the talk
And give them a piece of my mind
Before smiling again on camera
But this will never be more than just a fantasy
Because the truth is I’m a corporate teapot
I may stew and steam
But at the end of the day
Once I let it out
I only have the confidence
To pour myself out to
Soothe them
Please them
And keep them
Warm and fuzzy
On the inside
I want to burn them, but I don’t do it
Instead I keep my lid on
Because it’s only in a confined space
That I can scream