“I was gone for five minutes! What happened here?” I looked around taking in the mess.

“I ask myself the same question everyday sweetheart.” Sam looked up from the couch.

“Haha, very funny, mind telling me what actually happened!!” I was beginning to get annoyed, I think he sensed my sudden change of tone, as he jumped right up, nearly hitting his head off the ceiling.

“I… em… aliens?” He shrugged “they kinda… well… you know… went ransacking…”

“THEY WHAT!?” I stared at him in disbelief “WHAT DID THEY FIND! Did they take anything!? WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP THEM!?”

“I tried okay! I just got in to see them smash through the window! Saw the mess and presumed it was a ransacking. I didn’t say anything because they didn’t take anything! I thought maybe you just wouldn’t get mad at me… maybe…” he looked at me with puppy eyes.

“Honestly! You are such a liability.” I looked around as I heard a small beeping, I started wandering off in different rooms, trying to find it.

“I’m sorry okay! I should of done something.” I ignored him. “Oh, come on! Give me something other than the silent treatment!”

“Shhh,” I couldn’t hear the beeping over his incessant rambling. I saw a slight flash of red coming out from under a pile of clothes. I started rummaging through the pile, in search of the noise.

“Hey! Don’t Touch that they’re my clothes!” He whined.

I found the source of the beeping, “run!!” I bolted out of the room, grabbing his arm and dragging him with me. “MOVE IT COME ON!”

“You know I don’t run!” He rolled his eyes and stood still.

“HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE! MOVE”

“Fine.” He unwillingly started running with me. “Why do we have to run,” he complained.

“Because our little alien friends weren’t looking for something they were planting a bomb—“