“AHHHH RUN!!”

~~🟢🦉~~

A message from Duolingo

Notified me from my phone

And I had the sudden feeling

I wasn’t alone

Duo says it’s time

Do your German

Or else…

You’ll be burnin’

So in a puddle of my own sweat

I start my lesson

But what gender is the bread?!?!

That’s the question

Another notification

“No no nein” I say

Duos says I’m not safe

Duos insane, he’s not okay

I run and he chases

“GET MORE XP

YOU’LL BE DEMOTED”

But I’m still not free

Finally I catch my breath

I pull out my phone

Ignoring duos screeching

I don’t wanna demote

So I do more lessons as quick as I can

“N-nein, Danke,…das Brot ist-“

“GET IT RIGHT” Duo says, but I’m safe

No questions missed