A Very Competitive Night
âHey guys, I have an idea! Guys! Are any of you even listening?â
âNo offense Kelsey, but whenever you say you have an idea we stop listening.â Kelseyâs big brother said.
âSo every second? Because you like never listen.â
âGood pointâ
(John looks back down at his phone)
âSeriously?!?! (Sighs) Fine. I will go suggest the idea to mom and dad.â
It was not long before Kelsey came back down with her mom and her dad.
âPhones! Now! Put them in the basket!â Kelseyâs dad said as he held out a basket.
âUh... whatâs going on?â John said.
âFamily game night is whatâs going on and no phones are allowed! #bonding time!â Kelsey said with a grin on her face.
âNo! No, no, no! Donât you remember the last family game night?!?!?!?â
âYeah, it wasnât that bad!â
âThe police came!â
âOnly for a few minutes.â
âSeriously?!?!?â
âLetâs just try it!â
â(Sighs) What game do you want to play anyway?â
âUno!â
âNo.â
âJenga!â
âNo.â
âCharades?â
âNo.â
âWhy did you just say no to every game I wanted to play?â
âUh... because that is my way of saying no to game night!â
âWell to bad! I have decided on apples to apples! How could that go wrong?â
âWell, if our family is playing it we will answer that.â
Kelsey glared at John and went to go get the game.
âAlright, I will pick the category first. Cute, adorable and sweet.â Kelsey said.
âOh! I have a good one!â Kelseyâs mom said.
âMe too!â Kelseyâs dad said.
âAright, give me your cards. Let see, babies, puppies, baby chicks, and Jimminy cricket? . Um... well definitely not Jimminy! I think... puppies.â
âWhat are you serious! Puppies are not cuter than babies!â Kelseyâs mom said.
âI donât know... I... umâ
âWhy do you think Jimminy cricket is a bad one? He is a talking cricket! Thatâs adorable!â Kelseyâs younger brother named, Loyd.
âWell um...â
âTold you.â John said.
âYeah. We are waaaaaayyyyyy to competitive.â Kelsey said.
âGuys, guys. Come on. Letâs just, move on.â Kelsey said.
âI hope by move on you mean stop playing this game.â John said.
âSure. Letâs play... knockout basketball. Outside.â
âThis should go well.â John said sarcastically.
It only took five minutes of knockout before someone was actually knocked out.
âSo Kelsey, letâs recap the night. You said that we should do a game night, I said no, but you did it anyway and now we are in the emergency room.â John said.
Dazed, Kelsey said, âThat sounds about right.â
âI have said it once and I will say it again, no. more. game nights!â
âYupâ