Dear diary something strange happened today and not like Cain killing able or people building a tower and then suddenly their all speaking different languages strange it was a good kinda strange so me and this guy named nimrod and yes that’s his real name. So we were working out a business deal where I would trade some hay from my business for some apples from his business and then i thought heck why don’t we cut out the middle man and just create a merger since we both sell horses anyway.he agreed,and then I just kinda reached my hand out I don’t know why I did it was just automatic,so he awkwardly grabs my hand and just starts bobbing my hand up and down with his or well actually it was more like shaking.yes a handshake that’s what I’ll call it!we handshook?