I am that rizzler

The one who rizzed all

Except one

The girl of my dreams

A crowd watched

Watched as I walked towards her

Proud

Like the rizzy guy I am 😏

Time for this rizzler

To do his thing 😏😏😏

I looked her in the eyes

Her gorgeous

Bright

Green eyes

“Are you French?

Because Eiffel for you

Harder than gravity ever could” 😏😏😏

Wasn’t that so rizzy?

She must be so in love

With me

The rizzler 😏

“Uhmmm- First of all

I’m not French

Second of all

That was terrible”

Dang it

I’m a failure 😔

“Lemme try again!”

I got it this time

But of course

She had to sigh

“Are you a campfire?”

I got this

She’ll totally love me 😏

“Oh gosh-“

“Because you’re hot

And I want

S’more of you” 😏😒😏

Was that rizz??

Everyone gasped

Then there was a shout

“IS THAT RIZZ??”

“No.”

Gasps

The love of my life

Regected me

How could she

In front of

Everyone

I’m no longer the rizzler

But instead

Just an average guy

No more rizz in my days 😔