I tried the rollercoaster

Stood in line for three hours with my mom

She was hyped and trying to get me to dance

I was not having it

It was too high and I could probably die

Never in my life have I rode a man made beast such as this

But I was getting too old not to try it

She honestly coerced me

Otherwise I would fail in my own desire

My face has my eyebrows furled the whole time

How can these people be so happy

Just a bunch a bros and hoes

Standing in line listening to the dj playing

Top 40 dance hits

Oh I was not having it

Oh and of course we had to be in the front

My mother started laughing

This was not funny

I said I hate you, of course I didn’t mean it

But oh my god this is terrifying

As the click click click of the car going up that first hill launch

I said fuck fuck fuck probably a lil more fucks

And woodh my stomach dropped and flew out the body

I was holding on for dear life

And finally at the end

I smiled and thanked her silently

Let’s do it again