A drunken uncle can be the best or worst for our family gatherings. It usually starts off by taking that awkward silence in the room off with a funny comment or two. After a while the drunken uncles in my family are notorious for weighing in on the food spread. Last time, Uncle Jim was very particular about the Turkey sandwiches my cousin Louie had made. With a hot knife Uncle Jim slurred, he said he could dice up Turkey Sandwiches faster than a chef on The Food Network.