POEM STARTER
Submitted by Aubrey
Write a poem that could have the name of a card games as its title.
Egyptian Ratscrew
poppin’ and blowin’ hearts out
my gingham lips kiss you miss your drama
I’ll be hacking up clotted spoons
licking off the clumps while my mouth
tastes like Sunshine Yellow
Dad’s grave still smells like vodka
I checked last night and vomited on his bones
the cuckoo saw me and started laughing
so I flipped the bird and waited for him to choke on my pill prescription
that I hid in the birdfeeder
I remember Mommy saying Molly’s a slut
but Molly keeps her legs shut, she goes crazy for tongues instead so I keep
her crooked body tatoos in my iPhone to
remind me not to be a fuck up like her
she’s got a bag of Candy swingin’
back ‘n forth—colorful party favors
she even got the ones with those
cute little images engraved in them
and I admit it’s tempting, her party tricks
but I’m winning the rat race
no matter how many times
I go back to the Brodifacoum
boy, I love laundry, doing clothes-lines
make me Happy, which is a synonym for Sad
which is a synonym for my house with worms
we make a toast to the new neighbors
a lovely little ladybug family
and we drink fine wine until
I hate the gap between my teeth
and sure, I could chew a piece of tile ‘n all
to keep me from having an ex to see
but I bet somehow I’d still cross my eyes
and dot my T’s and pollinate with bees
so consider me to be Egyptian Blue
that chemical motherfucker, whoever it was
who built the pyramids didn’t think about
Little Third Grade Me who saw my Dad grab a pair of scissors and go for Adam’s apple
so when the next day Sally sold me
acid and counterfeit seashells
I snapped her ugly pencil neck in half
then she said to go off myself
and I ate her rib
that’s what you get, now I’m Molly
and I don’t have time for the bear at my door
Oliver Twisting me, pissing me off
playing card games under the eye
of a cigarette smokin’ and chokin’ me
I may go back to the Brodifacoum again
I know I said I was eco-friendly
but it’s itching at my cornea again
oh, the sights you see
oh, the places you’ll go
my busted pus polka-dot lips miss you kiss you
and now you’re like the tatoos in my iPhone
fucked up